Friday, April 3, 2015

A Big Ol' Happy Good Friday to Yaz All!!

   Hey Fireball Friends ... Malakai here again. Well Byes, things sure never go as planned eh? Me and that stuck up Scout planned this thing all winter and never once, not one figgin' time, did Big D ever offer an opinion. He mostly watched stupid commercials on TV and slept! He snored and farted a lot too! So how's me and Scout gonna know he wanted in on it? Anyway, that ain't really what's got my balls in a vise this mornin' .... its the fact that the first thing we planned was NO FRIGGIN' WOMEN in here. So what's the first thing Scout blabbers on about? His daughter and her silly visit out to Dr. Barry's place. Lots of things I'm not understanding about this because Scout has hundreds of daughters, so what's so friggin' special about this Hunter chick? She's way too young to be of any interest around here anyway, so I have no idea why he even mentioned her. So, no sooner is Scout's back turned, and he shuffled off to the window to moon about Missy, his latest crush, when over sneaks Big D. Okay, 'sneaks' ain't a great word 'cause Big D is so clumsy he can't sneak anywhere. But while he's throwing his two cents worth into the bloggatron-machine, he got to go yammerin' on about his wife .... who's just slightly over what ya'd call nest robbin' age, if yas catch my drift here. Ain't fit! Big old dirty bugger! Well okay, so I guess I got to believe now that anything goes on here, does it guys? Is that the way we's gonna play? So much for the rules we worked on, eh Scout?

     Well there really ain't a lot what's new around here. Still pretty quiet due to the snow and possibility of more snow. The driveway is a bit of a wreck right now and I suppose that puts folks off. The Ol' Miss says folks is still hibernatin' anyway. Hope they wakes up soon. One of the new co-breeders showed up yesterday in her new car and with her husband driving their old truck, which they left here.  My guess would be they sold that truck to the Ol' Miss 'cause when she got home, she was doin' the Happy Dance and jumped in it and tore around the yard a bit. Did I mention how rusty it is? Some folks has no shame ....hahaha! But it's good to see the Ol' Miss happy like that.

     That's all the goin's on I got for today folks. Hope things liven up around here soon. It's a nice warm day and maybe after her company goes home, the Ol' Miss will let me lay out in the sun for a wee spell. That would be nice.

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